Lex Loser

Lawrence Wendell Pfohl (born June 2, 1958) better known by the ring name Lex Loser, is an American professional wrestler and retired football player currently working with World of Marc Mero America. He is best known for his work with WMMA as the unlovable loser that he is.

Gimmick
Lex debuted at Future So Bright and lost quickly to the rookie Boyce LeGrande. After the match, Boyce made fun of how terrible he is and said he should change his name to Lex Loser. And thus, Lex was doomed to forever be a failure in the company.

Lex would form a feud with Yokozuna, a man with so many heart problems that he has never been able to finish a match without having a heart attack or stroke. Yokozuna ended up having a stroke on top of Lex, causing a surprisingly unsurprising loss for the Loser. In a rematch, Yokozuna would again win by count out after Yokozuna had a stroke and Luger exited the ring thinking he would win by stoppage.

Luger later went into the ring and started talking about how he has suicidal thoughts and started punching himself. He sold really well, but nothing was accomplished. At the Get Us To Japan Fundraiser, he would gain a new prospect on life and talked about how great he is when he was challenged by Psicosis II. Nobody knew Psicosis challenged him because he is imaginary, but he rolled up Lex and got a three count.

At Fly Me To The Sun, Lex Loser showed a new persona, "Lose Skywalker", which he faced Darth Vader in. In usual fashion, he was defeated by Darth Vader. After the match, Vader somehow cut Loser's hand off.

At Y1.999K, Loser was defeated and forced into joining Hiroshima Nagasaki's digital world and becoming a waifu, Loser didn't seem particuarly stressed out about this when at The Big Game, he jumped Hollywood (who was also trapped inside the digital world) and declared that he'd no longer be known as a Loser but as the greatest waifu the world has ever seen.